Jared, I Can’t Believe You’re Forty!
John Glenn said, “There is still no cure for the common birthday”
…but you, my friend, are no common man!
Here are just a few of the things that make you so extraordinary:
You’re a…
Weed whacking, Frisbee golfing, guest lecturing, lawn mowing, house painting, deck staining, cancer surviving, Mario Kart racing, two putting, wife complimenting, golf club swinging, muscle toning, weight lifting, headline reading, Oklahoma Sooners cheering, history buffing, water drinking, team managing, movie watching, conference calling, example setting, non-smoking, healthy snacking, head shaving, bass fishing, carpet vacuuming, scripture studying, bike pedaling, sunglasses sporting, ladder climbing, food measuring, household repairing, kid coaching, family leading, sugarless gum chewing, finger snapping, fast moving, test taking, goal setting, text messaging, character building, daughter hugging, prayer saying, calorie counting, pound dropping, hurricane responding, ball shagging, dog petting, clearance rack shopping, container gardening, Yoda quoting, NASCAR viewing, money saving, armchair quarter-backing, problem solving, bill paying, power washing, hand shaking, promise keeping, e-mail checking, GPS navigating, fire lighting, NPR listening, ipod shuffling, never aging, awe-inspiring,
Oh why don’t we just say it?
dragon slaying knight in shining Under Armour!
Happy Birthday
From me,
Mrs. Incredible